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October 22, 2007

Million Dollar Idea #1


Scrippsspellingbee2007 Here it is: Extreme Spelling Bee.

Nerdy 9-year old white boy steps up to the microphone and misspells   "vivisepulture." Instead of just a buzzer and a walk off, he gets pelted from the audience with rotten fruit.

Tiny home-schooled Mexican girl is next and misspells  "xanthosis." She gets shot in the forehead with a paint gun.

Indian pre-teen with fuzz on his upper lip correctly spells "prospicience." From the side of the stage come a litter of puppies to lick his feet.

Another home-schooler can't figure out "appoggiatura" and when she misses, a trap door opens up on the stage and down she goes into a tank of sharks.

And so it goes....warm Mrs. Fields cookies for the winners,  Montecore from the Siegfried and Roy show for the losers.  Spell it right and get a lap dance from Hayden Panettiere. Miss your word and out comes a needle full of smallpox.

Who could turn that show off? it's TV magic and it is yours for the taking!

      

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