Here it is: Extreme Spelling Bee.
Nerdy 9-year old white boy steps up to the microphone and misspells "vivisepulture." Instead of just a buzzer and a walk off, he gets pelted from the audience with rotten fruit.
Tiny home-schooled Mexican girl is next and misspells "xanthosis." She gets shot in the forehead with a paint gun.
Indian pre-teen with fuzz on his upper lip correctly spells "prospicience." From the side of the stage come a litter of puppies to lick his feet.
Another home-schooler can't figure out "appoggiatura" and when she misses, a trap door opens up on the stage and down she goes into a tank of sharks.
And so it goes....warm Mrs. Fields cookies for the winners, Montecore from the Siegfried and Roy show for the losers. Spell it right and get a lap dance from Hayden Panettiere. Miss your word and out comes a needle full of smallpox.
Who could turn that show off? it's TV magic and it is yours for the taking!