You see them in the mall. You see them on the street, in restaurants, even at the zoo. But is anyone stopping to ask, "What's the deal with the infants wearing headbands?"
Seriously, what's the deal? A person wears a headband to stop sweat from getting into one's eyes. That's the only reason. How much working out is Baby Flashdance doing to require a headband?
And isn't it well-known that a baby's skull is not even fully hardened until after the first year? Why strap a band of fabric tightly around the kid's forehead? Are you trying to leave a mark?
It can't possibly be because Mommy thinks it looks good, can it? Because it really doesn't. In fact, it looks a lot like Mommy is saying, "Hey my child is too ugly to not scare passersby with her face so I'll try to cover up some of it."
Lastly, like Hillary Clinton is always saying, "Think about the children." Do you imagine they enjoy it? Having a pointless thing attached to their foreheads that they can't remove because they can't reach it? Being made to look foolish before they are even able to defend themselves? If they could speak they would say, "Mommy has issues. I hate her."