That's Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre, age 10.
I believe he, or most other 10 year olds, could have beaten the Seattle Seahawks yesterday in round two of the playoffs, as they did almost exactly nothing right.
That's really only 97% true, I guess, because they did recover two Packer fumbles for touchdowns in the first four minutes of the game. Then they proceeded to never score another one while giving up seven (7!!!!) to Green Bay.
The bright news for Hawks fans is that it was not the type of loss that you replay over and over again in your mind every day of the the 8 month off season. No, it wasn't like all that was needed was a different play here or an adjustment there. Seattle was pasted. Dominated. Crushed. Licked. Overpowered. Humbled. Trashed. You get the idea.
Okay, they were ruined. Surmounted. Thwarted. Conquered. Mastered. Undone. Obliterated.
Still not getting it? How about hammered? Pounded. Vanquished. Bested. Rode hard and put up wet. They were crippled. Subdued. Tamed. Cooked. Destroyed. Shellaced. Pulverized. Totalled.
Oh, yeah, and they lost too.
Let's Go Mariners!!!