So I'm watching the NBC Nightly News the other night and somehow a split screen appears that makes it difficult for me to hear or care what Brian "Haircut" Williams is even talking about. He's handing off the story to Becky Quick, whom I have since come to learn is a correspondent for CNBC's Squawk Box program.
Apparently I am late to Rebecca's fan club. She joins a long line of News Babes with quite a following online these days including Fox News's Laurie Dhue, CBS's Lara Logan, and of course, French TV's legendary and incomparable Melissa Theuriau.
Here she is later in the story interviewing investment guru Warren Buffett. With the billions of dollars of disposable income he has, he should be making Becky an offer she can not refuse right now.
Wait, she is throwing it back to Brian now. But who just walked into the frame behind her? Who is distracting me from my sweet Rebecca?
I'm not kidding. It's a...shall we say, older and plumper woman who I swear to God is eating a cupcake on TV during the national evening news. I hope Becky will order her killed.