Their new beverage provider was Seattle's own Jones Soda. I went ahead and ordered up the company's Cream Soda, the weird, clear liquid you see in the glass in the picture. That's right, cream soda that looks like water and tasted like dirt. It is really, really awful. Why? Why screw with cream soda, Jones? Drinking it is like licking coal. It's bad, times awful, multiplied by tragic.
I had almost forgotten about my disappointment until I visited our local supermarket this week and saw this soft drink display of cases of the evil stuff.
Please note the company's tactic of almost literally wrapping their cream soda in American flags in a blatant attempt to appeal to our patriotism while at the same time poisoning this great country with their ghastly soda pop.
Don't fall for it, citizens. Stand tall and say NO! to this Red Menace in a clear bottle.