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May 10, 2008

Ding Fries Are Done, Ding Fries Are Done

Jack_2 My pal Marty and I went into Jack-in-The-Box the other day to pick up some lunch. We were going to just use the drive through lane but since I wanted sauce for my chicken strips, and we know I am zero for all in that happening at the pickup window, we decided we'd best go in instead.

It was during the busy lunchtime rush so we found ourselves standing for several minutes near the counter waiting for our food to be ready. It wasn't long before one of us commented on the beep beep beep coming from the kitchen. Beep beep beep. Over and over again. Beep beep beep. 

I don't know from what device the beep was emanating but either the signal was being ignored or as soon as one machine was turned off and reset another must have started up.  Beep beep beep.  Minute after long painful minute. It really couldn't have been more annoying.   

I got to thinking about all the other beeps I have noticed lately. At the gas station the pump beeps when you insert your credit card, beeps when it is time to select a nozzle, beeps when you are through pumping.

I had a rental car last week while traveling for work. It beeped if you started the car before your seat belt was on, even in park. it beeped if you turned the car off but didn't remove the key. Kill me.

We have a cool bonus refrigerator drawer built into our kitchen island. When the regular fridge is full it is awesome to use the little one to store sodas or bulky items. Trouble is, as soon as you open it and for the duration it is open, beep beep beep.

When did the world decide that there wasn't enough noise in our lives? And who chose that loud, shrill, piercing tone as the standard? There must be a hundred softer, more pleasant sounds that could have been used instead. In many cases, a flashing light would be preferable instead of the noisy beep.

Who's with me?    

       

May 08, 2008

Viva La Vida

I was just lucky that day back in December of 2006 when I stopped by to visit my friend Randy who works as one of Seattle's best picture framers. He was getting set to work on a painting by a friend of his and I just fell in love with it on first look. "Is there any way it is for sale?" I asked. "I'll call my friend and see," he told me.

After a brief phone call, Randy relayed some good news and some bad news. Yes, his friend would be willing to sell it to me but I should know it would not be available for some time as it was being prepped for shipping to Washington D.C. where it would hang in the Smithsonian Institution's National Portrait Gallery.

Randy's friend was well-known painter Mexican artist Alfredo Arreguin and the work I saw that day was his 1998 portrait of fellow painters Frida Kahlo and her husband, Diego Rivera. Here is the jpeg Alfredo sent me after my check cleared. :)  Until yesterday it was all I had to remember the piece by.


Frida

Frida Y Diego hung in the National Portrait Gallery from May 2007  until February of this year and last month finally made its way back home to Seattle where Mr. Arreguin lives with his lovely wife Susie, also a very accomplished artist. I had the pleasure of visiting their home yesterday to pick up the painting and hear a little of their 35 year love story.

Alfredo Like everyone, I enjoy beautiful things around me, but I will treasure my new acquisition even more having stood with the artist on the spot where it was created. In case you are wondering, as I was, it took Alfredo just nine weeks to paint it, despite the painstakingly detailed mosaic and the very large canvas. I waited a year and a half to get it home and hung and here's what it looks like above the doorway to my living room.....


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For my Western Washington readers, the Linda Hodges Gallery on First Avenue in Seattle is showing some of Alfredo's work through the month of May. Click here to see some images.



April 16, 2008

Too Good To Be True?

Cassette It's called Muxtape and it is all the rage with the kids. As you can almost guess from the title, it is a site where music lovers share what used to be called mixtapes.

I can't figure out how it is legal or how it makes money but it is as simple as uploading 12 songs and presto!,  you're done. The site is extremely minimalist with no search function for users or particular songs that I can find but it is elegant and easy to use.    

I quickly put one together with some (mostly) recent rock songs that were already in my itunes but my mind is already racing ahead to lots of fun potential mixes I can make. Click here to check it out. You can click on Song One and let it play all the way through or skip from song to song if you prefer. Please enjoy!   

April 10, 2008

My Wife Left Me

Balloon_birthday_70 Yes, she is on vacation in Europe helping a girl friend celebrate a milestone birthday (Happy 70th, Gina!).

Knowing that I am only self-sufficient when she is at home, she did an awesome wifely thing for me though. The night before she left she cooked up a whole bunch of food and left it in Tupperware in the refrigerator for me.

One night I microwaved a turkey burger that already had the cheese on it! It was great. At lunch I had some delicious chicken and pasta. Last night was the fancy dinner though.

Donna had prepared a beautiful piece of fresh salmon, seasoned it to perfection and sealed it up in a Pyrex bowl. She also whipped up some fresh mashed potatoes and left those in another container too.

I brushed some olive oil on the fish  so it wouldn't dry out in the microwave and added a little butter on top of the mashed potatoes. I selected two minutes at 80% and started salivating as I counted down to the feast.

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When the buzzer sounded, I was shocked to see a bowl of fish soup. The potatoes had absolutely evaporated. How could that be?

I got a spoon out and took a taste. Hey, Donna in Rome, thanks for the fresh whipped cream too. 

In case you are wondering, it wasn't bad.


 

April 09, 2008

I'm Just Sayin'

I know it can't possibly matter to anyone else and you have already wasted your time by clicking on today's post but I just gotta dash off a couple of weakly worded letters.


Maher_2 Dear Bill Maher,

     I couldn't be a bigger fan of your Real Time show on HBO.  I look forward to it Friday nights like it was free Hot Wings. You tell it like it is and even when you are wrong I appreciate your perspective, intelligence and passion.
     It's such a small thing and I hesitate to even call it to your attention but on more than one occasion I have heard you describe someone in the news with a difficult task ahead as having a "long road to hoe."  This past week's show you used the expression to describe Senator McCain's task as he tried to court conservatives yet still distance himself from President Bush
     Unfortunately, nobody hoes a road. The term comes from the farm and it is a long row of crops in front of the farmer that represents the difficult task ahead. Interestingly, The Oxford English Dictionary dates it back to 1835 and gives Davy Crockett credit for the first published usage.

Continued success,



Mccain Dear Senator McCain.

Congratulations on your party's presumptive nomination for the office of President  of the United States. You should be very proud of the way you campaigned and, obviously, connected with millions of American voters.
     I know you have given thousands of speeches over the past two years and the sheer volume of details you must keep straight in each appearance, especially under the glare of the media, would make  it easy to not be conscious of pronouncing every word just so.
     But more than once I have heard you use the word heighth instead of the intended height. Just this week, in your speech to veterans in Kansas City, you characterized  a "quick troop withdrawal from Iraq" (as) "the heighth of irresponsibility."
     With the next few months of campaigning you still face before November the last thing you need is your Democratic opponents being able to make fun of your version of President's Bush's pet word nookyular.

All the best to you, Sir, and God Bless America.


P.S. Hey,  did your friend Davy Crockett really come up with that "long row to hoe" thing when you guys were still rolling together?



Note to readers: The reason these are weakly, not strongly, worded letters is that the topics are too insignificant to actually print and mail. I just write them to make myself feel like I have addressed them and then I can move on with my life. There is something wrong with me that I have to do this.

 

 

    
 

April 03, 2008

Live Through This

41mtgaerccl_aa240_ I saw a mention in the paper the other day about a website called BlueZones.com and am glad I checked it out. Skimming the home page I've concluded that a guy wrote a book about what he calls Blue Zones, the places in the world where people seem to live the longest.

All the other sections on the site support that goal by offering "daily, practical tips and up-to-the-minute research on health and aging." I won't read any of it because it's pretty obvious to most adults, even me, what is good for us and what is bad for us and we make those choices every day, already knowing the risks and benefits. Do I know walking is better than driving? Green beans are healthier than milkshakes? Of course.

What I wanted to find and did, was the Vitality Compass, a 35 question quiz that promises to be "the most accurate life estimator ever," unless you get hit by a car coming through the window at the Starbucks where you are WiFiing the survey, I guess.  Bet the quiz didn't see that one coming.

So I took the test answering predictable questions about body type, age, race, habits (both physical and mental) and guess what? I should live to be 90.6. They didn't ask about family members, but that is, I think, fairly consistent with the age many of my relatives lived to be.   

My today age given my lifestyle was 41.9 which is less than my actual age, my healthy life expectancy was 79.3 meaning my last ten years are gonna suck, and I could apparently add 4.6 years by "optimizing my lifestyle." That is the one that must be site's moneymaker but I did not click on the link to meet my Vitality Coach however I'm sure he's selling pills, exercise equipment or Martian water.   

If you go there, how did you do? Will I be the last man standing at age 90 or will there still be readers of this blog?


March 30, 2008

Frank You Very Much

Frankmurphy2007_small_2 My Blogfather Frank Murphy posted a new meme on his site the other day with the invitation for other bloggers to voluntarily pick it up. I like that approach! There's no  pressure like when one is officially tagged for a meme.  Here are my answers and I invite those of you with a blog to keep it going.


Name one thing you do every day:

Lately, every day I look for my cow. He has been gone almost a month already but I still think I will see him if  look fast enough or hard enough down by the barn. I still feel his presence but really wish I could see him again.


Name five things/people that make you feel good:

Sleep and food are the two best things in the world ever. They both make me so happy I can't believe it. I suspect I felt the same way when I was one minute old and it's nice to know some things never change.

A day without music is a sad day for me. I almost always have something playing, even if I only have two spare minutes to listen. I carry a radio with me on my errands and, no joke, I sometimes listen to music while I am watching TV. Hey, God gave me two ears but who says they have to be used to hear the same thing all the time?

Tater Tot, duh.

I could give my wife the #5 slot here but she would accuse me of just sucking up so I'll argue that she's a given as the blessing in my life and say our Mystery Daughter Melissa always makes me happy. We came very late and very circuitously to parenthood and it has revealed so many of the satisfactions others have described to me for years. I am very proud of her and consider her one of the best things in my life. Except when she is trying to drive a stick shift. 


Name four things you love to eat but rarely do:

Oreos When Frank said Oreos in his meme he was preaching to the converted here. Best. Food. Ever. And that goes twice for Double Stuffs too. And even crazy Vanilla-cookie-outside and chocolate-creme-inside Bizarro World Oreos. (Shown: Oreos with strawberry creme inside which I must try next)


I love ground Turkey Burgers but it is almost impossible to find a restaurant that serves them. Their meat substitute is usually some hideous Garden Burger. Blech.

The whole family of Saturday morning cartoon cereals: Count Chocula, Lucky Charms, Cap'n Crunch, Frosted Flakes, etc.  Love them all but eat them rarely.

And finally, how about holiday fare like eggnog and fruitcake? I sometimes will mail order a fruitcake in the summer because I just can't wait but I don't know anywhere to get eggnog outside of November/December. 


Name three things that remind you of childhood:

I have to recuse myself on this question as I have virtually no childhood memories. :(


Name two things you wish you could learn:

Easily #1 would be to speak Spanish.  I've tried but lose whatever I've learned when I don't use it. I swear they have a different word for everything! Maybe Sofia will help me with it.

I also wish I could better manage life's time clock.  So many nights I look back and wonder where the whole day went. I've realized that I accomplish nearly nothing most days. 

Okay, fellow bloggers. Your turn.

 

March 08, 2008

Suggestion Box

You solved the mystery of missing Dairy Queen last Saturday (it burned down) and I come to you again, just a week later, for more help.

Where should I go on vacation?

Here's the deal. After work this Friday I am off for nine days. As of right now I have no plans and will most likely stay home like I usually do. But I am also itching to put this tough week behind me and have some fun somewhere. 

I love road trips. I love visiting museums and historical sites. I enjoy anything that is the World's Largest. I especially appreciate neat photo-taking opportunities. 

Now the problem.  Nearly all of the places that spring to mind when I think about the cities I most want to visit are Northern Hemisphere cold weather places where a visit in March is half the experience of a visit in summer or autumn.

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Ottawa. That was my big early brainstorm for this trip. I have visited much of Canada, from Victoria to Edmonton to Montreal but have not yet traveled to that great country's capital. I've read much about its beautiful architecture, the exquisite Rideau Canal, the maple syrup farms, the Canadian Currency Museum and on an on.

Oh, and it's 10 degrees there this morning (yes, Fahrenheit. I checked). And quite a bit further north than Seattle meaning even shorter days in which to sight see. And that's the same problem with the other places on my wish list from Nova Scotia to Helsinki.

Expand my world. What is the great vacation destination I don't know about and why? Where do you want me blogging from next weekend?

   

January 26, 2008

Old People, 1. You, 0.

Dennysmeal_2 I guess I knew I would be one day be one of those people but didn't imagine that it would be this year.

But there I was, Thursday afternoon, walking into  a Denny's restaurant for dinner. By myself.  With a newspaper under my arm. At 4:00 in the afternoon.

You thought it was just a comic's punch line right - that old people eat dinner at Denny's at 4 p.m.?  Nope, it's true. And I am now one of them.

I am not often the youngest customer in a restaurant but that day I was by at least 25 years. There were only two tables in play when I arrived. It looked like a couple in their 80s at one table and two men and two women, all of whom must have been in their 90s at another.

Only catching fragments of the bigger table's conversation I did hear the words, "stroke," "nursing home," and "50 years ago."  All four of them were still wearing their coats and hats too although they were well into their meals. Either they were cold inside the Denny's or they forgot they had them on when they came in.
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I have to admit it was a pretty sweet time. That Denny's is usually pretty packed and I enjoyed the relative quiet while I leisurely enjoyed my Seattle Times. The grilled chicken was good, the coffee endless, and the in-house music system provided an enjoyable soundtrack of 1970 soft rock hits. "Philadelphia Freedom" and "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love" seemed right on but I questioned Grand Funk Railroad's "We're An American Band" as dinner music.    

Usually I have someplace to dash off to after dinner but that day when the bill came it was still not even 5:00 so I languished a little and decided to splurge for a Coke float too. Good times.  We old people know how to live. Now stay off of my lawn!

January 24, 2008

A Jury Of Your Peers

Mainlogoclear Don't call me Bean, call me King County Superior Court Juror #102308610. Yesterday and the day before were the days I have been looking forward to my entire adult life: jury duty!

I find it surprising that this was my first ever jury summons considering that I a) have lived in five states since I turned 18 and became eligible to serve, b) have continuously held a driver's license, c) have voted in many elections, and d) have owned several different pieces of properties. I expected that any of those would have made my name readily available to be called but it never happened until now.

I was surprised how large the jury pool was when I reported for duty at 8:00 a.m. Tuesday morning. We must have numbered about 200 people in the waiting room. After a brief introductory video called We The People and then a few procedural words from jury manager Greg Wheeler, we knew what to do next. Wait.*

About an hour into the day, the first announcement came over the speaker that 35 names had been randomly selected and would be escorted upstairs to form a jury pool. My name was not called.

45 minutes later the second batch of names was called and mine was among them! I turned in my paperwork and waited for the bailiff to take us to a courtroom. Then came an  announcement that all of  us in jury pool #2 would  have to fill out some additional paperwork with questions all about our feelings toward the Hells Angels. Oooh, sounds like a hot one!

Almost immediately though the clerk called my name again and asked just me to step up to the counter. "How did they know?", I thought, "that I can tell someone is guilty just by looking at them? Now they are going to want me to be on all the juries!"

Wrong. Turns  out another guy with my same first and last name was the one they wanted for the motorcycle case and I was back on the outside looking in.

Another 45 minutes or so and then came the real call. I was in! I was one of 40 jurors in pool #2 and was whisked upstairs to Judge  Catherine Schaffer's courtroom on the 7th floor floor of the King County Superior Court. 

I was very impressed with the judge. She spoke quite eloquently  about the  importance of the jury system its history in British common law. She spoke of the defendant's  presumption of innocence and of the state's extraordinary burden of proof. I felt like I was reliving the civics lesson I probably slept through in 9th grade, and enjoying it.   

I found out that our case would be fraud case that involved a stolen check written by the defendant to the defendant for a little over 500 bucks. Allegedly, I guess. Still, not nearly as cool as the Hells Angels trial going on one floor up. 

Then her Honor turned the floor over to the two attorneys in the case to begin the process known as "voir dire," a medieval French term meaning, "to tell the truth." This is when the defense and prosecution tries to whittle the 40 down to 13 jurors (twelve, plus an alternate) that they hope will be receptive to  their interpretation of the facts of the case. The defense attorney looked a lot like Maggie Gyllenhaal (the cute Maggie from Secretary, not the scary drugged out one from Sherry Baby) but the state's attorney was a fox who looked exactly like Maggie Grace (remember dead Shannon from Lost?)

During the interviews, I learned a lot about my fellow jurors in a very short amount of time.  Average age appeared to be about 45. Astonishingly, just like Seattle itself, the racial breakdown appeared to be about 40 whites, 2 blacks, 5 Asians, and 3 others. 

Favorite news sources were NPR, Seattle Times, and New York Times though everything from Fox News to Al Jazeera to local channel KING 5 was mentioned.

Predictably, Microsoft, Boeing and Nordstrom, all Seattle based companies, were easily the most mentioned employers.   

Favorite non-work activities mentioned most included church, skiing, reading, and working out. Most  were married. Most had children.

As I was listening to the room I found myself wondering which jurors were going to be trouble once we got into deliberation. Kind of like how you size up other passengers on an airplane to see who you could take if you had to.

The guy who looked like Carlos Mencia wanted to impress upon us that a criminal should never get off because of a technicality. He had a very long rambling speech about O.J. Simpson to back that up. He did not get selected.

The guy who looked like Ben Kingsley must have known a lot of the right things to say. He had previously served on three other juries, as the foreman each time. He got picked.

The woman who looked like Roseanne was selected also. She had testified as an eyewitness in three separate trials involving the bank she worked at being robbed.

And so it went. I sat there in what should have been my deliberation room as 13 names were called and none of them even rhymed with Bean.  The state of Washington is apparently not interested in my brand of justice. Judge Shaffer had made it clear to us ahead of time that we must not take it personally if we did not make the panel; that it was not a reflection on our ability to judge a case fairly. I would be lying if I said I were not disappointed though.

Let me close with this first-hand observation of the process in action.  Those who paint jurors with a wide brush, who assume that the only people who serve are too stupid to get out of it, and that it is the dredges of society deciding court cases could not be more wrong. The group I spent the afternoon with was bright, articulate, well-informed and eager to fulfill their constitutional duty.   

And if you are one of the many who tries to dodge jury duty when it is your turn, I ask you this. Thomas Jefferson believed that the right to a trial by a jury of your peers was one of the most important and central principles of what the new American nation stood for.  Since you disagree, what idea do you think is better?


*Speaking of waiting, Day 2 of my minimum service requirement had none of the excitement of Day 1. My name was never called all day and I was excused around 2 p.m..

 

January 15, 2008

Attention: Everyone

No, I do not want to talk to you via Yahoo Messenger.

No, I do not want to be your friend on Friendster.

No, I do not want to want to be your friend on MySpace either.

No, I do not want to join your Linked In network. 

No, I do not wish to see who wants to contact me on Classmates.com.

No, I do not wish to see your photos on Flickr.

No, I do not wish to be in your Yelp network.

No, I do not want to receive your updates from Twitter

No, I do not want to be your friend on Facebook.

No, I do not want your instant messenger message from AOL.

No, I do not want to know what you are listening to on Last.fm

No, I do not want to know what you are reading on GoodReads.com

No, I do not want to join IndieGoGo.com, whatever that is.

No, I do not care to be listed on Spock.com, whatever that is.

No, I do not care to see your channel on YouTube.

But thanks for writing.

January 09, 2008

Don't Tell Rihanna!

Umbrella One of the many thoughtful Christmas gifts I received last month was this awesome Hello Kitty umbrella, from my friend Leah.  It fits nicely with my Hello Kitty toaster, waffle maker, water cooler, camera, clock, CD player, pencil box, gloves, Pez dispenser, well, you get the idea....

Here's the dirty little secret that only people who live in Seattle know: Nobody uses umbrellas here. I didn't own one before this gift and I don't think Donna has one either. In fact, I don't know a single person who uses an umbrella in Washington. Not one.

Oh, occasionally I will see one operating on the streets downtown but I figure those are just tourists. Or TV anchormen worried about their hair and makeup. Live in Seattle a while and you begin to barely notice if it's raining or not. In winter sometimes it rains so many days in a row that when it slows down to a drizzle, it feels like it is not even raining at all!


Rain1 You quickly get over any concern about getting wet if you're outside.  It is not uncommon to see two people standing on the sidewalk chatting leisurely with one another while it pours.  And I imagine if you added up all the hours you could waste carrying, opening, closing, losing, buying and re-buying umbrellas over a few years it would not be an insignificant chunk of time.

Don't get me wrong, Leah. I am grateful for the gift. And since I'll never use it, it should last me forever.

December 25, 2007

A Christmas Meme

Here's the Christmas Meme I got from my "friend" Frank Murphy. Rules for the game include:

  1. Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.
  2. Share Christmas facts about yourself.
  3. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
  4. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
Welcome to the Christmas edition of "Getting to Know Your Friends."

1. Wrapping or gift bags?  Wrapping. Gift bags are lame.

2. Real or artificial tree? We've had both but mostly go with a real one. This year's tree is not only fake, it is pink.

3. When do you put up the tree? Usually sometime between Thanksgiving and December 10th. Putting up the tree definitely falls outside of my jurisdiction though, so it's whenever Donna and our manslave, Marty decide.

4. When do you take the tree down? That varies year to year. Ideally, by 5 January I believe. Last year I kept track of one house on the Island that still had theirs up on St. Patrick's Day.

5. Do you like egg nog? I love it so. I used to drink it quite liberally but now to keep my girlish figure I buy the reduced calorie eggnog and just use it as a flavor shot in a glass of skim milk.

6. Favorite gift received as a child? Unfortunately, since the accident*, I don't remember a single Christmas as a child. Knowing my parents though, I am sure I got everything I ever wanted.

7. Do you have a nativity scene? Yes! All except the Baby Jesus. We have cows, sheep, pigs, dogs, and a donkey year round, not just at the holidays.

8. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Hmmm, I seem to remember being broken down on the side of the road many years ago during a snowstorm on Christmas Day. Bad surprise.

9. Mail or email Christmas cards? Emailing Christmas cards is not like sending Christmas cards at all, unless attached to a gift card or something. Then it makes sense.

10. Favorite Christmas Movie? "It's A Wonderful Life" is not only my favorite Christmas movie but it is my all-time favorite movie too. God Bless the genius of director Frank Capra and the humanity of Jimmy Stewart.

11. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Year round but with an emphasis on really keeping my eyes open starting about 1 October.

12. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? My late mother used to mail me her homemade fudge at the holidays. I miss them both, especially this time of year.

13. Clear lights or colored on the tree? I think we used both this year. Did I mention our tree is pink? There is no light macho enough to erase that fact.

14. Favorite Christmas song? No fair, no fair. I have one whole iPod of only Christmas music! Putting me on the spot, I'll say...um....how about..... brain.... melting down......okay, name one....."Please Come Home For Christmas" by Charles Brown. I was such a fan of his I even went to his funeral. True.

15. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Almost always at home. Our tradition is Chinese takeout and go to the movies on Christmas Day. This year we'll see "Juno."

16. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? I always forget Tito.

17. Angel on the tree top or a star? Neither. This year we have a lighted crystal ornament near the top though and it's pretty cool.

18. Open the presents Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning? We sometimes do one Christmas Eve and the rest Christmas Day.

19. Most annoying thing about this time of year? Christmas memes.

20. Do you decorate your tree in any specific theme or color? No, unless pink is a color.

21. What do you leave for Santa?  A roaring fire in the fireplace!  He complains but if he didn't want to get burned he's come in through the garage like everyone else.

22. Least favorite holiday song? "Twelve Days Of Christmas." Sooo long and repetitive. And boring. And repetitive.

23. Favorite ornament? We have a bulldog ornament that reminds me of a special young lady.

24. Family tradition? Yes, Donna somehow finds out what her best gift is every year before Christmas. Guess who knew about the teepee two weeks ago?

25. Ever been to Midnight Mass? A few times. Two years ago we went to one in Hawaii where we were vacationing. We'll never forget it. They had a very pretty member of the congregation doing interpretive Native dancing to the Christmas songs the band was playing. Her budding teenage sexuality combined with her too-small by two-sizes dress had many of us not thinking about Jesus during the service.

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Here's where I am supposed to tag seven other bloggers but I am not going to. No one needs homework at Christmastime!!!

Peace out, everybody.

*Sorry, I don't remember the accident either.

 

December 24, 2007

Dear Santa

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Dear Santa,

I know it's last minute and you are very busy, but please?

Sincerely,

Bean


P.S. Or a pony.

December 15, 2007

The Rain, The Park, And Other Things

Two Decembers in a row have bought unexpectedly bad weather to Western Washington. And I am not talking about just a storm; I'm talking about becoming a federally declared disaster area.

Perhaps you saw news coverage of this month's flood, with several people dead and hundreds of livestock drowned.  A twenty mile stretch of Interstate 5 south of Olympia was underwater and off limits for several days. There were hundreds of millions of dollars worth of damage and lost commerce.

One year ago yesterday Mother Nature stopped by my house. 60 - 90 mile per hour winds caused widespread damage all over Seattle, mostly due to downed power lines and, as in my case, trees. We are as proactive as we can be to cull dead and dying trees on the property but even a healthy one will come down  with enough wind from the right angle.

I didn't have a blog then so wasn't able to share photos with most of you but here are a couple I took the morning after. The Volkswagen had less than 7000 miles on it.

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December 04, 2007

For Emily, Wherever I May Find Her

"Dear Bean,

Don't you think Q is the best letter in the world?

From, Emily"


Mailbox Thanks for the letter, Em.  If we were only talking about capital letters, I might agree with you. We all acknowledge how great the letter O is and the Q is like an O that is all dressed up.  And so stylish!  Other O-like letters such as P or B  seem like they are trying too hard. The problem with Q is that it is not so hot in the lower case. No one is impressed by q. It's a real Plain Jane.

It's tempting to give the crown to W but I get tired of how full of itself W is. It's a real, "Hey, Look at me!" letter, don't you think? And it's always hogging all elbow room.

I'm partial to A; it's so sturdy and well-built but you can't seriously consider a vowel for Best Letter Ever.  They just don't have the right stuff for that kind of heavy lifting.

I do like T.  I like G.   J and H seem like foreigners and I don't trust them.   L might be gay.   Z is confused about its place in the world and it shows.

Verdict? Y.   It's mysterious but reliable.  It's a consonant but can cover for a vowel  in a pinch.  It's comfortable at the beginning or the end of a word. It's a sentence on its own, out loud. It's  stacked. It's Young and Yummy and Yo-Yo and Yes!      
 

November 29, 2007

This Is An Outrage

Biggulpmachine_3 Here's the Big Gulp machine at my favorite 7-11 store, taken yesterday afternoon. Maybe it's not a big deal to you but to me the Big Gulp machine is like the Sun to a plant or Mother's bosom to a baby. It's the source of one of life's  greatest joys which is, well, Big Gulps.

But now there is trouble in paradise. See where it says Manzanita Sol? Yeah, that wasn't there the day before. It seems to be some sort of apple soda but I  can't guess what "Refresco de Manzana Cae la tentacion" is all about.

What I do know is that in addition to the large panel of advertising that went in, the store also replaced the Cherry Cola fountain drink option in the Big Gulp machine with this new stuff. No Cherry Coke? No peace, right?  Cherry Coke is, along with its beautiful twin sister Vanilla Coke, what made America great.

To add considerable insult to an almost inhuman amount of  injury, this new Mexican soda is made by...by..... Pepsi!! Pepsi! The Devil's Pee!

Pepsi products instead of Coca-Cola products? Why not dirt instead of cake? How about hate instead of love? How about rats instead of dogs? Do I need to go on? 

Pepsi instead of Coke? Maybe you'd  prefer The Biggest Loser to The Office? Bea Arthur to Beyonce? How about getting polio instead of a good night's sleep?   

All I am saying is this: How about a little less marching in the streets over the Writer's Strike, or the Jena 6, or some other "injustice" and a little more paying attention to what's really going on in this country. One Big Gulp Machine at a time.   

 

   

November 27, 2007

Now Hear This

Gene_autry I believe I have mentioned before that  I  am a year round Christmas music enthusiast. These last few weeks have been my favorite time of the year for one reason: almost every week there is a new holiday CD being released. Some of the best of this year's crop include those by Raul Malo, Jars Of Clay, Reliant K, and especially Over The Rhine.

The real tragedy for the audience is that most radio stations don't play very much Christmas music and those that do largely stick to the same safe titles and artists every year. You can get 24 hours a day in some cities of all the Christmas songs you know (and many of them deserve the plays - they are classics for a reason) but it is very difficult to hear anything beyond the regular playlist.

My small effort to give something back to the genre that has meant so much to me is to start a second blog, devoted only to one thing: sharing Christmas music to like-minded fans.

I plan to put as little work as possible into it by just posting an mp3 every morning with the title, artist, year and a brief note on the song. Sure, you'll hear Gene Autry (pictured) some days but I hope you'll also hear some songs and artists you don't know. And there is no reason a great song in December won't still be a great song in July. 

I started posting mp3s on Thanksgiving but wanted to give it a few days to get the bugs out before announcing it here.  My new site is ChristmasMusicEveryday.com.

Please enjoy.    

November 20, 2007

Who's With Me?

There are certain customs that aren't written down anywhere but they are still nearly universally subscribed to. I'm thinking of those things we learn by example from our friends and family as we go about our day-to-day business. Things that make the world just work more smoothly. 

Like, say, not standing right over the person in front of you at the ATM's shoulder, right? You  hold back 5 or 6 feet to give the person some privacy and a certain level of comfort to make a safe transaction.

Most folks recognize that in the interest of common courtesy, one should start writing out the check at the store register while the items are still being rung up. Go ahead and have the date and the store name at least filled in before you know the exact amount the check will be. You don't wait until the total is presented before then starting to dig through your wallet or purse for a check, do you? Of course not. That would be rude.

Today I want to suggest that there is a  social norm that should be  adhered to but apparently has not saturated the masses yet so its execution is spotty. I observed it with my own eyes while doing some Christmas shopping on Sunday on several levels of Seattle's Pacific Place shopping center.


Escalator And here it is: People, on an escalator, you stand on the right and walk on the left. Stand right. Walk Left. If you are not going to climb the stairs under your own power you should park yourself on the right side of the escalator's steps.  If you mean to walk up and down yourself you should do that on the left, passing the people on the right.

Of course, if you are coming out of a subway and there are 100 people using the escalator at the same time then no one should be trying to be speedy. You just get on and ride. But if the passengers  are sparse enough, then that's the rule. Stand right. Walk left.

As you were.      

November 01, 2007

When The Skies Of November Turn Gloomy

Istockphoto_2373976_calendar_novembIt's been exactly one year since my last blog went dark. There's no question I've missed posting it but have been hesitant to restart it for fear of taking on more that I have time for.

So this time around I am going to try to not let it get away from me.  Following in the footsteps of my blogfather Frank Murphy I am going to try to stick to one thought per day, instead of  writing everything on my mind.

I'm also going to assume most of you have heard of a search engine and am going to save time by not inserting links to every little thing.

I've also decided to give Typepad a shot this time but have still not figured out all the bells and whistles so if there is a veteran of this particular blogging software out there, please speak up so I can annoy you with inane questions and late night heavy breathing
(See, that's one of the neat new text options. Comedy gold).

That brings me to the Comments feature, always a dangerous option to enable. Yes, I will moderate the comments but your remarks will be posted if you adhere to these two rules.

1) Language. Keep it safe for work. You're not at a Raiders game, people.

2) I don't talk about my day job here. If you happen to know what that is then you'll understand why.  It's embarrassing enough to spend my mornings that way, right? Why ruin the rest of my day? Any reference to where I work or what I do will get your post deleted. Of course, I do have a public email address and you can always feel free to send your work-related comments here


That's it for the introductions.

Welcome to StronglyWordedLetter.com.   

Where you get what you pay for.

P.S. Oh, I almost forgot. I've been posting every day for the last month to try it out again so feel free to catch up.

   

October 30, 2007

Let Me Spell it Out for You...

My given first name is Gene and while it is, granted, not the most common name in the world, it's hardly Colorado Rockies' catcher Yorvit Torreabla either. 

So I was a wee bit surprised to see a package arrive at my house this week with my name spelled, Jene.  Jene?  What kind of a name is that? Has anyone ever been named Jene?

I gave the company that sent me the package my name over the phone so obviously their side heard it pronounced and just figured that was how it was spelled.

I wonder why any of the famous guys named Gene did not come to mind instead while the phone-op was inventing random letter combinations.

Gene Autry (actor, singer, radio-TV-baseball team owner)

Gene Hackman (Oscar winning actor)

Gene Kelly  (actor, singer, dancer)

Gene Roddenberry (author, Star Trek creator)

Gene Wilder (actor, owner of chocolate factory)

Gene Rayburn  (TV host of "Match Game")

Gene Simmons (singer and bass player for rock band KISS)

Gene Cernan (Apollo 17 astronaut)

Those are just the ones I thought of off the top of my head and I am certain there are others. You know what there aren't? Any people on earth named Jene. 

And even if you are a teenager filling orders in a warehouse and you have never heard of any of those celebrities, didn't you at least become familiar with the word "gene" in science class last year when you were studying DNA?

I don't think it's going to get any easier for me either as I just looked at the list of Top 100 baby boy names for last year and Gene is not even on the chart.  Why couldn't I have been named something simple and easy to spell like the #1 most popular  2006 name, "Aiden." Yep,  Aiden.