Valentine's Day is Thursday. All women know that already because they have the date stamp imprinted on their DNA. It's science. You could bring a woman back from a years long coma and her first words upon waking up would be, "Only 191 days until Valentine's Day. Has he started shopping yet?"
Many gals are already starting to get furious about whatever it is their man is planning for that night that is not exactly what they are demanding hoping for. They don't even know what it is but they know it's not enough. Important Disclaimer: Not my wife, of course! !!! She will be the first to tell you that ...uh.... everyday is Valentine's Day at our house. 
If it helps with one aspect of your planned celebration, here is a partial list of Post Offices with Valentine's Day related names where you can send your cards and gifts for that special, romantic postmark. Some Post Offices also cancel the letter with hearts, cupid, or some other related artwork.
Bliss, NY 14024
Bridal Veil, OR, 97010
Heart Butte, MT 59448
Juliette, GA 31046
Kissimmee, FL, 32741
Lovejoy, GA 30250
Lovejoy, IL 62059
Loveland, CO 80538
Loveland, OH 45140
Lovelands, OK 73553
Lovelock, NV 89419
Lovely, KY 41231
Loveville, MD 20656
Loving, NM 88256
Loving, TX 76062
Romance, AR 72136
Romeo, MI 48065
Sugar City, CO 81076
Valentine, NE 69201
Valentine, TX 79854
Valentines, VA 23887
Simply enclose pre-stamped, pre-addressed envelopes and mail in a large stamped envelope to:
Postmaster
(Town Name) Valentine Re-mailing
City, State ZIP Code
This idea is probably too late to risk for this year but save this page for eleven months and you might be glad you did.
So what's the real message here. On Valentine's Day, she is the love of your life, your sweet heart, that angel God has sent for you.....Then tomorrow it's back to hookers and blow!
Posted by: Geo | February 10, 2008 at 04:50 AM
Fingers crossed that my mother remembers to send my a bouquet of flowers from my dogs again this year.
Posted by: Diane | February 10, 2008 at 07:21 AM
women are the root of all evil. It's nothing you can't replace with a blowup doll.
Posted by: The_bohemian_jester | February 10, 2008 at 09:16 AM
I can't believe you forgot Intercourse, Pennsylvania. now THAT'S something that says love.
Posted by: yeahso? | February 10, 2008 at 09:24 AM
ha! thank you for the chuckle, Diane.
Posted by: dana | February 10, 2008 at 09:47 AM
Bittersville, PA 17366
Hell, MI 48169
Lone, KY 41347
Loveless, AL 35961
Singleton, TX 77831
Posted by: Rose | February 10, 2008 at 03:32 PM
i think i will be moving to bittersville in the near future...
Valentine's day is for suckers. Why this day to buy chocolate and flowers?? Pick any day besides V-day and you will be my valentine the whole year through!
Posted by: cathy g. | February 10, 2008 at 07:37 PM
http://90dayjane.blogspot.com/
Maybe she just started reading SWL?
Posted by: jes | February 10, 2008 at 08:53 PM
Seriously Rose! You hit the nail on the head with that post.
"Bitter, party of one."
Who hurt you?
Posted by: Frances | February 11, 2008 at 03:46 AM