Us Vs. Them

I've written before about the awesome website HowManyFiveYearOldsCanYouTakeInAFight.com.

On a related tip comes this extremely useful article from Cracked.com with advice on How To Win A Fight Against Twenty Children! From their page:

"I’m not going to ask why you’re fighting twenty children. That’s your own business, although most reasons are as old as time itself:

1) They started it.
2) You flipped over the table while losing a Magic: The Gathering game, and damaged several rare cards.
3) They stole your woman.
4) You stole their woman.
5) You’ve had enough of their bullsh**.

Whether you’re a good man who was in the wrong place at the wrong time, or a dangerous maniac, we here at Cracked want to help. That’s why we’ve consulted with the experts (who did not wish to be named) on how to maximize your odds of winning a fight against twenty children. Follow these guidelines, and your opponents will wish they were never born 6 or 7 years ago..."

Read the whole piece here and do it soon, before you get attacked by those little bastards.... 

Comments

[Geo]

Can't wait to read sequel, How You And Nineteen of Your Friends Can Win A Fight Against an Adult.

[Kings Fan]

I like how it says to "go for the leader". It makes so much sense, since children are usually very organized when it comes to a group fight. Finally, I commend the author for informing us to "let the last one walk away" so he can tell others of your great strength". I will take this advice with me always.

[melissa]

i can fight 21

how about that!!!